January 2011
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So far, strongbow earns my best beer award. That is all.
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“I could have. What does this phrase mean? At any given moment in our lives,...”
– Paulo Coehlo
summmmerlovin asked: your blog is soooooo funny :D
i love it x
i love it x
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“I think I’m starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and...”
– Eminem
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“At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
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“I think I fucked my head up listening to acid rap
I go to parties bumping Nasty...”
– Eminem
“Rhyme a few bars so I can buy a few cars, and then I kick a few flows so I can...”
– Biggie
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“Yeah, right now somebody sitting in the darkness
Trying to figure out how to...”
– Black Thought
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“My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams
I’m hoping things...”
– Eminem
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“Shoutout to the underdogs who
Put their favorite artists on the walls and
Can...”
– B.o.B
My reaction to some Statuses on Facebook...
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Why do people dance around the word “no”. It annoys me.
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“I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate”
– Lil’ Wayne
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Nathan: So, there were these two broads that came into the store today..
Chris: Wait.."Broads"?! Who still says "broads"? Is this the 80's or something??
Nathan: Shutup man, don't make fun of my lingo..
Nathan: But anyways..
Bobby: That's a broad statement.
Nathan: I hope you get stuck here tonight with nobody to close the store with you.
Bobby: There's a broad variety of people here to close.
Bobby: There's a couple broads here too, actually.
Nathan: I'm going to stick you in the freezer and put a broom between the doors.
Bobby: I hope it's not a broad broom.
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“Grew up too quick, went through too much shit
Corrupt; And I’ma pour it...”
– Eminem
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“There’s always something to suggest that you’ll never be who you wanted to be....”
– -Phylicia Rashad (06.19.1948 // Present)
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“Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp,...”
– Linus Torvalds (via j2labs)
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“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.”
– Batman
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fuckyeahbeer reblogged me..now my phone won’t stop going off.
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“Look, I can’t change the way I think and I can’t change the way I am but if I...”
– Eminem (via -dreamcatcher)
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“That’s the problem with you people, you see a problem and you call it a disease.”
– Tony Soprano (via buhbyeblackbird)
Computer programmer or author are the two possibilities I’m looking at now..Either way, it looks like some carpal tunnel with a side of eye-strain.
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“I’ll accept with poise, with grace
When they draw my name from the...”
– Jimmy Eat World
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“When life hands you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall”
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“And nowadays things change
Everyone’s ashamed of the youth
‘Cause...”
– Tupac
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“They say “an eye for an eye, we both lose our sight”
And “two wrongs...”
– Jay-Z
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“Umbilical cord’s wrapped around my neck
I’m seein’ my death...”
– Biggie
Kyla: I don't like cereal.
Nathan: Oh, I love Lucky Charms.
Kyla: ooh, I like those too.
Nathan: I thought you didn't like cereal..
Kyla: I like it, but I don't like to eat it.
Bobby: I used to know a girl like that.
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happinessandhighheels asked: That actually helped. Thank you, so much.
happinessandhighheels asked: That actually helped. Thank you, so much.
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“[talking to Anna about Bob Marley] He had this idea. It was kind of a virologist...”
– Robert Neville
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“Could hit rock bottom and I’m still gonna make it”
– Ludacris